Jenny Kiss'd Me

Jenny kiss'd me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sat in;
Time, you thief, who love to get
Sweets into your list, put that in!
Say I'm weary, say I'm old,
Say that health and wealth have miss'd me,
Say I've had a filthy cold
Since Jenny kiss'd me.

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This poem is a parody on Roneau by Leigh Hunt.

Whenas In Jeans

Whenas in jeans my Julia crams
Her vasty hips and mammoth hams,
And zips-up all her diaphragms,

Then, then, methinks, how quaintly shows
(Vermilion-painted as the rose)
The laquefaction of her toes.

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This poem is a parody on Upon Julia's Clothes by Robert Herrick.